Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I've Been Tagged!

The talented and gorgeous horror writer Danielle Ferries has tagged me...and I cannot ignore it, else she might hurt me :)

Are you a rutabaga?

No. Ask me if I'm a tree.

When was the last time you ate lion meat?

Ugh. Last night, and that hunk of rawness is still sitting in my tummy like a brick.

Upload a heartwarming picture of something that makes you smile.

Seriously heartwarming. ;)

If you could go back in time and kick the crap out of someone, who would it be?

Myself. Believe me, I deserve it!

Name one habit that makes other people plot your demise.

My singlemindedness. I have the one track mind from hell.

What song would you like to be playing while you are kicking the crap out of someone?

Theme song to Barney? That always gets me good and mad.

Where da muffin top at?

Right in the kitchen beside a big tall glass of milk. That's the ONLY place dat muffin top at. Why, who've you been talking to? What do you know? It's a lie! THEY'RE ALL LIES!!!!

How many goats, stacked atop one another like Yertle’s Turtles, would it take to reach the moon?


Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.

Ego dork

Why does evil exist?

Because good does!

What the chiz are you thinking right now?

I'm thinking about this meme. I TOLD you I had a one track mind. Tricksy bastage! My Preciousssssss...

Tag 5 people:

1. Danielle Ferries
2. Shrek
3. Tallulah Todd
4. Chuck Norris
5. Robert Pattinson

Pick a funny nickname for number 1.

You're not the boss of me. I'll give her a good nickname! Us see....Beautiful Gorgeous. Yup.

Make up a rhyme about number 2.

Number two
Pile of doodoo.

Oh. Wait, you mean the number 2 person tagged. I get it now.


Big green Shrek
The ogre redneck
Gone far, far away
Oh what the heck?

Where would number 3 hide in the event of the apocalypse?

In the freezer. No doubt about it.

Where does number 4 purchase her pants?

You should ask 'her.' Kar-ah-TAY!! Bring it, bitches!

What would number 5′s favorite dance move be?

The Pee-Wee Herman Dance. Tequila!!

If you're reading this, consider yourself tagged. Go forth and wisecrack!
And please, let me know so I can read aforementioned wisecracks :)


  1. That is a heart warming picture. I hope he cooks too.

  2. Becca, I hope you'll do this one! Let me know if you do so I can come read it ;)

  3. Exactly, Danielle! A hot man in the kitchen...sigh ;)